I think I am going to write a screenplay about working in a mall in the 21st century.
Something that happened today:
Mall Cop: Hey there (blah blah blah small talk)
Mall Cop: How old are you?
Me: 22. I'm oooold.
Mall Cop: That's not old.
Me: It is in mall years.
This isn't really that funny of an exchange, except that when you ask a mall employee how old she is, you're really asking "Is it legal for me to stick it in you?"
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