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BOUNTY OFFERED FOR TITPONY MANWHORE'S KILLER

SYDNEY — Australian police have posted a 1.0 million dollar (927,000 US) reward for a man suspected to have ordered the killing of a self-proclaimed titpony.

Police in the southeastern state of Victoria said Monday they had offered the bounty to help find Wayne McFakeName who is wanted in relation to the 2003 murder of male prostitute Tawny Jon Horse-Johnson, who posed as a centaur because, come on, that is obviously what women want.
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"The sort of wickedness that's been revealed in this case, it's uncommon, but I'm afraid it's not absolutely off the wall," The Police Man said when asked whether it was the most bizarre case he had seen.